Introducing our Rio.

Not this Rio:

Or this Rio:

Definately not this Rio:

I’d like to think he’s a little of this Rio:

And clearly, he’s a lot like these Rios:

incidentally, this is awesome.

he is fairly vicious, both of us are sporting flesh wounds. luckily he makes up for it by doing stuff like:

biting his tongue while he sleeps

misunderstanding the sleepwalking concept. he’s halfway there!

and fighting gold twisty ties.

sadly, they seem to be quite evenly matched. their fights often end with him backing slowly away, ceding defeat and trying not to incur further wrath.